Law school gives you wings
You can use these wings to fly
Or you could just sue

A newborn infant
Plays with a large torts textbook
He rips with intent

We are a case brief
You are the complex issue
I do the holding

robotic toothbrush
sits on the bathroom counter
watches while i pee

the monkey island
why must you claw out my eyes?
asks the monkey king

Balls and Irons
Watch me putt from the deep rough
Homoerotic